oh umm, this isn’t part of the tour
how did you get in my garage? 

hm, well, since you’re here,
have a seat in one of my herman miller plywood eames chairs.
these babies ran me about $500, and that’s a fuckin bargain buddy.
that’s what being rich and famous is all about--
spending way too much money on stupid shit you don’t need.

would you like to pet my beautiful horse?
her name is Wilhelmina Goggins

there you go, yes, pet pet pet,
no wait dont stand behind her she ha--
oh no....
no no no.....
she kicked you and caved your head in...
goodnight forever